Monday, October 30, 2006

Smithy's Guide To Vana'diel - Vol. 3

I hope you're enjoying this tour of Vana'diel.

While we're touring, I'm going to have to ask you to not feed the adventurers.

Today's stop brings us to the beautiful land of Windurst.

This name is actually quite descriptive. Pretty much the only things you'll find around here are wind and dirt.

At least San d'Oria and Bastok put some work into it. Sure, brick may not be the nicest thing to look at, but at least they look like actual cities.

Windurst is basically a swamp covered with a city made of sticks.

Full of midgets.

How exactly am I supposed to make this place seem exciting?

Come on, come all! See the big... Tree... In the middle of our town!

Amaze at our mastery of... Twigs...

Man, if I only had a match.


Blogger EndrilRM said...

Well, that was... short. Fits Windurst, I suppose! (dodges Firaga spells...)

2:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The blogs are getting shorter and shorter... keep up the pace, Smithy! I'm beginning to find the shorter posts pretty bland tbh!

4:47 AM  
Blogger Argentos of Windurst said...

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5:46 AM  
Blogger Argentos of Windurst said...

My Mog House is made of twigs, mud, AND leaves. I have the HQ version. /grin

5:48 AM  
Blogger creature124 said...

Ugh...I hate it when people dismiss Windurst. Its a darn sight prettier than Bastok in my opinion.

8:15 AM  
Blogger Wodah said...

Unfortunately it takes three years to get from one place to another in Windurst. The place is the most confusing area I've had the misfortune of playing in in 2 1/2 years. At least San d'Oria and Bastok have a floor plan, sort of...

8:39 AM  
Blogger Calvyn said...

As a citizin of the swamp, I'll let you in on a secret. It is a little known fact that the Tarutaru that founded and designed Windurst was a madly insane witch.

She was looking for the darkest, lowest level place she could find for star gazing, but the mosquitoes and malaria were just an added bonus.

Our Star Sybil is an homage to our ecclectic ancestor and her...interesting choice of homes.

Also, the Tarutaru race hasn't always been midgets. You try growing more than three feet tall when all you have to drink your whole childhood is water full of dysentery and tape worms. We're lucky we grow as big as we do.

10:11 AM  
Blogger Almorille said...

Maybe it has its bad points, but it is the only city with public transportation! (warp Taru's)


11:44 AM  
Blogger token black guy said...

holla back yo i gotta bang me sum of dem lil taru-taru sluts yo holla!

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol why do I have a feeling that token black guy is a white kid posting from his daddy's computer... Malibu Most Wanted, anyone?

4:10 PM  
Blogger token black guy said...

cuz u wack

5:31 PM  
Blogger Coeurl de Lionne said...

Man, if I only had a match.

Wouldn't work, the place's too damp to set it on fire.

Heck, the place is so damp some of the bridges' wood has rotten through and through. I'm sure a few [GM]s can attest to how they had to unstuck some unfortunate visitors who fell unexpectedly through a bridge's floor.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Undine said...

quiet TBG. we know your not really black cuse they don't tslk like that. bad sterio typing. hesides i'm a mithra and i keep my house clean.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on Smithy, a lot of people would find the mithra hookers entertaining...

9:52 PM  
Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...

dave dont take this the wrong way, but there are people who really look forward to this blog because it makes their day. your probably not even going to read this but w/e. If your going to keep making these half assed blogs then maybe you should stop doing smithy and focus on GM Dave, I know its probably tough on you, but thats my advice.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Undine said...

I think he should focus on stabbing the people that bucther the english language first.

12:01 AM  
Blogger Carrin said...

While TBG would be first on the list...

Undine, with the constant spelling errors, would be second.

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think he should focus on stabbing the people that bucther the english language first."

You, should not be allowed to say anything remotely near that after saying:

"quiet TBG. we know your not really black cuse they don't tslk like that. bad sterio typing. hesides i'm a mithra and i keep my house clean."

Anyways, nice post, but a bit short. The theme is nice though, seeing as the cities in this game suck anyways.

12:48 AM  
Blogger token black guy said...

yo you a hata miss spellz alot!

1:01 PM  
Anonymous DealerMan said...

I just want to know what'ssupposed to be moss decoration, and what's a fungus infestation.

4:07 PM  
Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...

who butchered the english language?

Sorry that I dont type like this, I really dont see the usefullness of taking my time and putting alot of effort into a post over the internet.

im not typn lyk this, so get ova it

my posts are literate, thats enough for me.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell cares if it's prettier? Windurst is the only damn city that has warp tarus for OTHER PARTS OF THE DAMNED CITY.

*hands smithy some matches*

7:36 AM  
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What's a Hell's Angel?
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4:22 AM  

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