Smithy's Guide To Vana'diel - Vol. 1
Our first stop on this tour of the world is majestic San d'Oria.
San d'Oria is located in the North West and is home to the Elvaan.
Visitors to San d'Oria could spend hour after hour admiring the sheer beauty of the castle walls.
They could, but most people just stand around staring at the Elvaan's freakishly long necks. I mean, damn.
You will also notice that there are no wires or cables strung between the house and buildings. The city planners felt that this would add to the flowing majesty of the city.
Plus, they were deemed unnecessary as the ears on your average Elvaan are capable of picking up basic cable and HBO.
Wow. Look at those things.
I saw an Elvaan woman drop her baby the other day. Little bastard glided right across the room.
San d'Oria is nestled in the quaint forest region of Ronfaure. It is hard to find an area as lush and pure as this woods.
Unfortunately, between the retarded n00b adventurers and the even more retarded orcs that reside there, any beauty the area may have had has been lost in a deep tide of stupidity.
Just thinking about it makes me want to slap someone.
Seriously. Let's just burn the place down and make a parking lot.
San d'Oria is located in the North West and is home to the Elvaan.
Visitors to San d'Oria could spend hour after hour admiring the sheer beauty of the castle walls.
They could, but most people just stand around staring at the Elvaan's freakishly long necks. I mean, damn.
You will also notice that there are no wires or cables strung between the house and buildings. The city planners felt that this would add to the flowing majesty of the city.
Plus, they were deemed unnecessary as the ears on your average Elvaan are capable of picking up basic cable and HBO.
Wow. Look at those things.
I saw an Elvaan woman drop her baby the other day. Little bastard glided right across the room.
San d'Oria is nestled in the quaint forest region of Ronfaure. It is hard to find an area as lush and pure as this woods.
Unfortunately, between the retarded n00b adventurers and the even more retarded orcs that reside there, any beauty the area may have had has been lost in a deep tide of stupidity.
Just thinking about it makes me want to slap someone.
Seriously. Let's just burn the place down and make a parking lot.
posted by Goblin Smithy at 7:14 PM
12 Comments:
So THAT's why they don't have TV antennae -- those silly Elvaan ears.
Thank you, Mr Smithy. I've now learned my one new thing for the day.
The irony is after setting fire to San d'Oria the burt out ruin would just be another Bastok.
Everyone needs parking lots!
I had a similar experience once but they dropped after I killed her twice and I sold them for 650k!
hell nah bastok is mad azz pimp! sandy juz has lil hoz in der. it be takin me all day to seperate dem long azz legs yo fa sho! but we all kno wut dat long neck equals...HOLLAAAAA!!!
The english language called. It's begging you to stop the butchering.
I like my home town. At least we have some class. As for Elvaan necks and ears, I think they're very sexy. Just makes me want to nibble on them. Tasty. ^.-
Night Elves from WoW are wayyyyyyyyyy better!
What they lose in neck length in WoW, they make up for in eyebrows, though.
And bad...very bad graphiced elves. :p
Why has everyone neglected to mention, that TBG is probably the whitest guy on the planet?
eat mah ballz foo
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