Smithy's Guide To Vana'diel - Vol. 1
San d'Oria is located in the North West and is home to the Elvaan.
Visitors to San d'Oria could spend hour after hour admiring the sheer beauty of the castle walls.
They could, but most people just stand around staring at the Elvaan's freakishly long necks. I mean, damn.
You will also notice that there are no wires or cables strung between the house and buildings. The city planners felt that this would add to the flowing majesty of the city.
Plus, they were deemed unnecessary as the ears on your average Elvaan are capable of picking up basic cable and HBO.
Wow. Look at those things.
I saw an Elvaan woman drop her baby the other day. Little bastard glided right across the room.
San d'Oria is nestled in the quaint forest region of Ronfaure. It is hard to find an area as lush and pure as this woods.
Unfortunately, between the retarded n00b adventurers and the even more retarded orcs that reside there, any beauty the area may have had has been lost in a deep tide of stupidity.
Just thinking about it makes me want to slap someone.
Seriously. Let's just burn the place down and make a parking lot.