Sunday, October 15, 2006

Pathfinder In The Hood

Seriously. I'm going to kill him.

I'm not talking my usual "he's being an idiot" kill him.

I am going to kill that retard.

He shows up in the jungle today wearing gold chains, a diamond mouthpiece, and a hat on backwards.

Also, a fur coat.

He looked like a pimp threw up on him.

GoblinPathfinder>> Yo, Smitty.
GoblinPathfinder>> Wassup, yo?
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Words fail me.
GoblinPathfinder>> Yo, G.
GoblinPathfinder>> Don't be playa hatin'.
GoblinSmithy>> What is wrong with you?
GoblinPathfinder>> I'm jus keepin' it real, yo.
GoblinSmithy>> You're why Jerry Lewis has telethons.
GoblinPathfinder>> Man, you just don't know how to roll.
GoblinSmithy>> You forgot to say yo.
GoblinPathfinder>> Did I?
GoblinPathfinder>> Sorry.
GoblinPathfinder>> Man, you just don't know how to roll, yo.
GoblinSmithy>> Better.
GoblinSmithy>> Much more ree-yall.
GoblinPathfinder>> Thanks.
GoblinPathfinder>> I mean... Thanks, yo.
GoblinSmithy>> Can I ask what brought this on?
GoblinPathfinder>> This is how all the cool people talk.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> DAMMIT!
GoblinPathfinder>> This is how all the cool people talk, yo.
GoblinSmithy>> No.
GoblinSmithy>> There are only two types of people that talk like that.
GoblinSmithy>> One is people who are actually in gangs.
GoblinSmithy>> The other is retarded people.
GoblinPathfinder>> But...
GoblinPathfinder>> I don't have a gang.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm shocked.
GoblinPathfinder>> Then what would it take for me to be cool?
GoblinSmithy>> I'm guessing an act from Altana.
GoblinPathfinder>> But I want to be cool like you.

That would have melted my heart if I had one.

He wants to be just like me.

Maybe I should help him.

GoblinSmithy>> Do you know what's really cool?
GoblinPathfinder>> What?
GoblinSmithy>> Scars.
GoblinPathfinder>> Okay. Cool.
GoblinPathfinder>> But how would I get...

*STAB*


Yeah. Not so much with the helping.

Please, I'm posting this as a public service announcement. If you or anyone you know talks like this for no good reason, please hold them under water until they stop kicking.

You'll be doing the world a favor.

32 Comments:

Anonymous KJ said...

Heh clasic smithy..
"How do you get..."

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i Did what u said smithy -.- didnt work out that great will used my 1 email/phone call to tell ya

2:57 AM  
Blogger tarinakarelia said...

GoblinSmithy>> Do you know what's really cool?
GoblinPathfinder>> What?
GoblinSmithy>> Scars.
GoblinPathfinder>> Okay. Cool.
GoblinPathfinder>> But how would I get...

*STAB*


LMAO!!! priceless :)

3:53 AM  
Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

I know Token will post on this KILL HIM NOW SMITHY DAMN IT KILL HIM!

he's Pathfinders "dog" i saw them in the jungle together, i think he is where pathfinder keeps gettin these ideas. Pathfinder just needs to go back and hang out with mr.beeington again and not TOKEN BLACK ASS...i mean guy....

5:12 AM  
Anonymous Raine said...

Please, I'm posting this as a public service announcement. If you or anyone you know talks like this for no good reason, please hold them under water until they stop kicking.

I wish I could do that to people I know who talk like that, they honestly deserve it. Sad thing, if I do it I go to jail, and I kind of don't want to. They all probably talk like that there and I'de kill them all.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Please, I'm posting this as a public service announcement. If you or anyone you know talks like this for no good reason, please hold them under water until they stop kicking."

Agreed.Its enough to drive anyone insain, also you cant understand them.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Dealer Man said...

Not sure what's worse, someone from the burbs talking like that, or some wannabe actually typing like that in a chatroom or linkshell chat.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Carrin said...

Wait, so he wants to be cool like Smitty, but he's dressed up as a "Gangsta"...

Wow, I think Pathfinder just insulted Smitty worse than anyone thus far.

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*waits for token black guy to show up*

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I completely, and totally agree with everything you just said. People like that need to die.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous token black guy said...

yoyoyo!!!! holla back my boyee pathfindah learnin da kick azz werds on da streetz holla! fa sho deez goblins needta reckanize da troof up in herrrr. me n da pathfindah dog is always jackin dem white boyz up for dey loot yo cuz we know wut it iz yo! HOLLAA morglamoockalack!!!

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my brain hurts from tryin to read "token black guy's" post
i think this post was alil towards him...

10:53 AM  
Anonymous token black guy said...

straight up doh B! i be showin pathfindah a.k.a. da gobbie bomb diggity da wayz of da pimp yo! we be pimpin out da WHMs too and all da slutty lil ho mithras yo! $10 bux fo da tail holllaaaa!!!!

1:34 PM  
Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

morglamoockalack

ROFLMAO you silly phuck you either made this word up or just closed your eyes and hit random keys on the keyboard ROFLMAO you jack ass, you crack me up sometimes....

Someone please translate what he said in his post

5:10 PM  
Anonymous token black guy said...

I am a fgt. I have no life. I make up being a niz just for the hell of it cause i am stupid.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well done TBG, now lets get you to a rebhiltation center, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

Very well done Token, I'm so proud right now. We'll get you and Pathfinder some help now that you can admit this.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous token black guy said...

Okay, I apologize for acting retarded. There you happy? And I apologize to anyone i may have offended. Love the blog btw.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous token black guy said...

YO NAH YOU WHACK! how u gon play me like dat?? i didnt post dem 2 whack azz comentz yo. ya'llz iz str8 up hatahz!! me n the pathfindah aint bout to be listening to none of yah nikkaz! imma tell pathfindoogles to mess yuh all up in da game and break yo faceZ!!!

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*holds Token Black Guy under water, patiently waiting for him to stop kicking*

9:51 AM  
Anonymous token black guy said...

*caps you wit mah 9 milly cap cap cap!!*

11:42 AM  
Blogger token black guy said...

bout time ya'llz stop haterin yo on da real

12:36 PM  
Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you didn't post those >.> any way....
I know deep down your sorry for being stupid but it comes from inbreeding and thats ok....its not your fault your father phucked your sister and you came out....
Your special and we all like you now that we know cause I can't hate mentaly handicapped ppl its just wrong becuase they don't know any better really.

*takes TBG's hand and puts him on the short bus*

You have a good day you little gangster you

TBG: UUUNNNNNNN naaanaaanaaanaaaaaaaa wur ma gunnnnnnnnnnnnanaaanaaanaaaaa
Turk: Here's your little plastic water gun Token! Don't get beat up at school again.
TBG:UUUUNNNNNNNNN itz real gunnnnnaaananaanaaa
Turk: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight what was I thinking >.>

4:40 AM  
Blogger Carrin said...

Oh sweet Jesus, he made a blog.

(Moves his Cursor as far from the link as it can be)

4:49 AM  
Blogger token black guy said...

hahaha holla!!!! that wuz mad azz funny turkey licker yo! if only you wasnt...WHACK! fuglin haterz yo fa sho!

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think TBG is pretty funny...actually >.>

12:48 PM  
Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

I like argueing with him >.>
But don't think that means i like you damn it!
Ah, who am I kiddin, if i didn't give you any shit at all it would mean i didn't give a phuck but you don give me a cheap laugh from time to time you aint so bad i guess Token

1:32 PM  
Blogger RDMFire said...

haha holy crap, these posts are having me crap up about as much as this blog does.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

You all have to admire TBG's ability to take all the shit we talk about him and not even come back with as much as a real insult, only stuff like you whack or stop hatein, that in itself means something.
As much as it pains me, your not TO bad i guess, i've been around worse. You still make my head hurt sometimes though TBG

4:34 PM  
Blogger token black guy said...

you mah boy turk *thumps chest* mah boy

1:48 PM  
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5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

XD Gangs, just becuz ur in a gang doesn't mean u talk like that.

(That puts pathfinder even deeper in a whole)

Thats just dumb... Yo. And this is coming from some one black!

7:22 PM  

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