Saturday, October 28, 2006

Smithy's Guide To Vana'diel - Vol. 2

Our next stop on our tour of Vana'diel brings us to the noble city of Bastok.

Bastok is a majestic city built directly from rock. It is literally carved into the side of a rocky mountain.

Unfortunately, during the process of digging into this rock, workers uncovered a new race. This race is the ugliest, dumbest, smelliest race in all of Vana'diel.

That's right. Humes.

What the hell is wrong with these things? I mean they're all pink. What the hell?

While in Bastok, make sure you take the time to appreciate the sights.

The beautiful rocks.

The other rocks.



There's a lot of rocks.

Do you like rocks?


Then this really isn't your kind of town.


They don't just have rocks. They also have a hole.

A hole filled with rocks.



How about that local sports team?


Blogger Myloko said...

Yep, that pretty much sums up Basuck XD

1:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...we have guns? and the person who made airships? and um...we opress galka? oh yea, galka, smithy u neglected to mention them, or else u didnt bother venturing into the mining district/ghetto

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol asstok

3:13 AM  
Blogger xwmstormx said...

that I must admit was the worst "get it done" post i've seen yet. "dave, smithy" take a vacation. your trying to hard.

4:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More like Lastok.

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:30 AM  
Anonymous anonymous said...


9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Heh, not recently on my server..

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a large penis.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Bitneko said...

You forgot to mention the fact that it's nicknamed Asstock because it smells like an ass.

9:26 PM  
Blogger Veinor Angiol said...

I hope area sports team makes it to the final event!

12:11 AM  
Blogger Onionsoilder said...

I liked this "get it done" post. The hume part was awsome(I'm a hume myself)

1:25 AM  
Blogger Ninboy said...

lame. there is some much you could have said to make fun of bastok and you missed most of it. try a little harder when you get to windy please :)

3:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought another Galka crack was coming, but kudos on calling the Humes smelly. :p

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh my hometown of lastock, I nearly quit the game at level 10 because of the rocks.
It's like leveling in a astetic vacume.

1:53 PM  

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