Smithy's Guide To Vana'diel - Vol. 2
Our next stop on our tour of Vana'diel brings us to the noble city of Bastok.
Bastok is a majestic city built directly from rock. It is literally carved into the side of a rocky mountain.
Unfortunately, during the process of digging into this rock, workers uncovered a new race. This race is the ugliest, dumbest, smelliest race in all of Vana'diel.
That's right. Humes.
What the hell is wrong with these things? I mean they're all pink. What the hell?
While in Bastok, make sure you take the time to appreciate the sights.
The beautiful rocks.
The other rocks.
Umm...
Yeah...
There's a lot of rocks.
Do you like rocks?
No?
Then this really isn't your kind of town.
OH! OH!
They don't just have rocks. They also have a hole.
A hole filled with rocks.
Yeah...
So...
How about that local sports team?
Bastok is a majestic city built directly from rock. It is literally carved into the side of a rocky mountain.
Unfortunately, during the process of digging into this rock, workers uncovered a new race. This race is the ugliest, dumbest, smelliest race in all of Vana'diel.
That's right. Humes.
What the hell is wrong with these things? I mean they're all pink. What the hell?
While in Bastok, make sure you take the time to appreciate the sights.
The beautiful rocks.
The other rocks.
Umm...
Yeah...
There's a lot of rocks.
Do you like rocks?
No?
Then this really isn't your kind of town.
OH! OH!
They don't just have rocks. They also have a hole.
A hole filled with rocks.
Yeah...
So...
How about that local sports team?
posted by Goblin Smithy at 1:03 AM
10 Comments:
Yep, that pretty much sums up Basuck XD
...we have guns? and the person who made airships? and um...we opress galka? oh yea, galka, smithy u neglected to mention them, or else u didnt bother venturing into the mining district/ghetto
lol asstok
More like Lastok.
Rocks!
rock-tastic!
Lastok?
Heh, not recently on my server..
I hope area sports team makes it to the final event!
I thought another Galka crack was coming, but kudos on calling the Humes smelly. :p
Ahh my hometown of lastock, I nearly quit the game at level 10 because of the rocks.
It's like leveling in a astetic vacume.
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