She Brought You Into This World...
Having managed to free Pathfinder from the prison that he actively chose to put himself into (Altana, that gets dumber every time I think about it), we had to lay low for a few days.
The last thing we need would be to get caught and thrown back in.
I suppose it could be worse.
I heard one guy got sent over to Warcraft.
That shit is just cold.
If we were going to avoid getting seen, we had to find a place to hide out.
GoblinSmithy>> Pathfinder...
GoblinPathfinder>> Yeah, Smitty?
GoblinSmithy>> Do you know any place we can hide?
GoblinPathfinder>> Well...
GoblinPathfinder>> We could hide in the last place they'd expect.
GoblinSmithy>> Dear Altana! That was down right logical.
GoblinSmithy>> That's actually a good idea.
GoblinPathfinder>> I thought so.
GoblinSmithy>> So where did you have in mind?
GoblinPathfinder>> We should hide...
GoblinSmithy>> Yeah?
GoblinPathfinder>> In the prison.
GoblinPathfinder>> Huh? What do you think?
GoblinSmithy>> I think you may actually have gotten dumber.
GoblinSmithy>> If such a thing were possible.
GoblinPathfinder>> Fine.
GoblinPathfinder>> Why don't you come up with something better.
GoblinPathfinder>> You big meanie.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm going to have to.
GoblinSmithy>> Now, where would we be safe?
Then it struck me.
I already knew where to go. Pathfinder's mom's house.
She'd take care of us and let us stay with her until the heat blew over.
It was perfect.
GoblinSmithy>> Follow me.
GoblinPathfinder>> Where're we going?
GoblinSmithy>> Don't worry about it.
GoblinSmithy>> Just shut up and walk.
It wasn't very far, but I made sure to circle around a few times to throw off our trail.
GoblinPathfinder>> This place looks familiar.
GoblinPathfinder>> Why do I know this place?
GoblinSmithy>> Damn, you're retarded.
GoblinSmithy>> Just come on.
I grabbed his arm and dragged him inside. There was a fire lit and the whole room was washed in it's amber glow.
Pathfinder was no doubt thrilled to be home again.
I turned to explain it to him, when I caught the look in his eyes.
It wasn't exactly joy.
It wasn't even remotely joy.
It was terror.
GoblinPathfinder>> Why did you bring me here?
GoblinSmithy>> What's wrong?
GoblinSmithy>> Your mom said...
GoblinPathfinder>> My mom?
GoblinPathfinder>> MY MOM?!!!
GoblinSmithy>> What the hell is wrong with you?
GoblinPathfinder>> We have to get out of here!
I don't usually listen to Pathfinder, but the was something in his voice that I couldn't argue with.
I've heard terror before. Believe you, me.
I turned toward the door and was just about to run when I felt something crash into the back of my skull.
Everything went dark.
And, as I fell into unconsciousness, I heard Pathfinder.
I heard him screaming.
TO BE CONTINUED *DUN DUN DUNNNNNN*
The last thing we need would be to get caught and thrown back in.
I suppose it could be worse.
I heard one guy got sent over to Warcraft.
That shit is just cold.
If we were going to avoid getting seen, we had to find a place to hide out.
GoblinSmithy>> Pathfinder...
GoblinPathfinder>> Yeah, Smitty?
GoblinSmithy>> Do you know any place we can hide?
GoblinPathfinder>> Well...
GoblinPathfinder>> We could hide in the last place they'd expect.
GoblinSmithy>> Dear Altana! That was down right logical.
GoblinSmithy>> That's actually a good idea.
GoblinPathfinder>> I thought so.
GoblinSmithy>> So where did you have in mind?
GoblinPathfinder>> We should hide...
GoblinSmithy>> Yeah?
GoblinPathfinder>> In the prison.
GoblinPathfinder>> Huh? What do you think?
GoblinSmithy>> I think you may actually have gotten dumber.
GoblinSmithy>> If such a thing were possible.
GoblinPathfinder>> Fine.
GoblinPathfinder>> Why don't you come up with something better.
GoblinPathfinder>> You big meanie.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm going to have to.
GoblinSmithy>> Now, where would we be safe?
Then it struck me.
I already knew where to go. Pathfinder's mom's house.
She'd take care of us and let us stay with her until the heat blew over.
It was perfect.
GoblinSmithy>> Follow me.
GoblinPathfinder>> Where're we going?
GoblinSmithy>> Don't worry about it.
GoblinSmithy>> Just shut up and walk.
It wasn't very far, but I made sure to circle around a few times to throw off our trail.
GoblinPathfinder>> This place looks familiar.
GoblinPathfinder>> Why do I know this place?
GoblinSmithy>> Damn, you're retarded.
GoblinSmithy>> Just come on.
I grabbed his arm and dragged him inside. There was a fire lit and the whole room was washed in it's amber glow.
Pathfinder was no doubt thrilled to be home again.
I turned to explain it to him, when I caught the look in his eyes.
It wasn't exactly joy.
It wasn't even remotely joy.
It was terror.
GoblinPathfinder>> Why did you bring me here?
GoblinSmithy>> What's wrong?
GoblinSmithy>> Your mom said...
GoblinPathfinder>> My mom?
GoblinPathfinder>> MY MOM?!!!
GoblinSmithy>> What the hell is wrong with you?
GoblinPathfinder>> We have to get out of here!
I don't usually listen to Pathfinder, but the was something in his voice that I couldn't argue with.
I've heard terror before. Believe you, me.
I turned toward the door and was just about to run when I felt something crash into the back of my skull.
Everything went dark.
And, as I fell into unconsciousness, I heard Pathfinder.
I heard him screaming.
TO BE CONTINUED *DUN DUN DUNNNNNN*
posted by Goblin Smithy at 2:02 AM
5 Comments:
And I thought his mom was nice o_O
Great suspense at the end, that is one of kind : P
Not totally one of a kind, it does remind me a little bit of the ending of the Blair Witch movie.
But unlike that, I will see the next part.
ehy but where is gone M,R, beeington? XD
keep up the good work
I thought the whole "Pathfinders mom is from leave it to Beaver" bit funny, but the "Pathfinders mom is frikking psychotic" is just plain awesome.
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