Mrs. Pathfinder
Once I had escaped from prison, I needed to hide out.
Well... I assumed I needed to hide out. That's what they do in the movies. You break out and then you hide. Occasionally, there's some witty banter and maybe a car chase.
My plan was foolproof.
Unfortunately, finding a hiding spot proved to be more difficult than I had anticipated.
Apparently, killing scores of adventurers and beastmen on a near daily basis makes you stick out in a crowd.
I went to Jeuno and everyone started screaming.
San d'Oria, screaming.
Bastok, screaming.
Windurst... Well, the Tarus just kind of wet themselves. Still, it made it a little awkward.
I was trying to figure out my next move, when I heard the rumble of approaching footsteps. It was either the prison guards coming to get me, or a horde of Garrison NPCs bearing down on me.
Either way, I had to find a hiding spot and fast.
I glanced to the side and noticed a little cottage hidden amongst the trees, so I quickly ducked inside.
GoblinSmithy>> Damn, that was close.
MrsPathfinder>> Well, hello there.
What's this? Did I accidentally stumble into Pathfinder's house and run into his new wife?
No.
It was his mom, MrsPathfinder.
Yeah, imagine Pathfinder in an apron. That's about it.
MrsPathfinder>> How are you today, Smitty?
GoblinSmithy>> You know who I am?
MrsPathfinder>> Of course I do.
MrsPathfinder>> My son is always talking about you.
GoblinSmithy>> He is?
GoblinSmithy>> That's...
GoblinSmithy>> That's a little frightening, I gotta say.
MrsPathfinder>> Oh, he's always going on about you.
MrsPathfinder>> All the trouble you two get in.
GoblinSmithy>> He tells you everything?
GoblinSmithy>> How much of everything?
GoblinSmithy>> I really don't like leaving witnesses.
MrsPathfinder>> Haha.
MrsPathfinder>> Pathy was right. You are a kidder.
GoblinSmithy>> That's me.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm a regular comedian.
MrsPathfinder>> I've been meaning to thank you, by the way.
GoblinSmithy>> Thank me?
GoblinSmithy>> For what?
MrsPathfinder>> For watching out for my boy.
MrsPathfinder>> You may not know this, but he's not the smartest.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> I'm shocked.
GoblinSmithy>> This is how I look when I'm surprised.
MrsPathfinder>> He's always been a special child.
GoblinSmithy>> You left out the "ed".
MrsPathfinder>> What did you say, sweetie?
GoblinSmithy>> Oh... Nothing.
MrsPathfinder>> I'm just glad he has someone like you.
MrsPathfinder>> Someone to look out for him.
GoblinSmithy>> He said I look out for him?
MrsPathfinder>> Of course.
MrsPathfinder>> You're his best friend.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Dammit!
GoblinSmithy>> Now, I have to go and save him.
GoblinSmithy>> Thanks alot.
Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
Now, I have to go back in there and get Pathfinder out.
Stupid old lady with the being nice and the guilt.
I may have to stab her yet. I'm undecided.
That'll have to wait, though, because I have to figure out a way to get sent back to jail.
Yeah, I'm really happy about where my life is right now.
Well... I assumed I needed to hide out. That's what they do in the movies. You break out and then you hide. Occasionally, there's some witty banter and maybe a car chase.
My plan was foolproof.
Unfortunately, finding a hiding spot proved to be more difficult than I had anticipated.
Apparently, killing scores of adventurers and beastmen on a near daily basis makes you stick out in a crowd.
I went to Jeuno and everyone started screaming.
San d'Oria, screaming.
Bastok, screaming.
Windurst... Well, the Tarus just kind of wet themselves. Still, it made it a little awkward.
I was trying to figure out my next move, when I heard the rumble of approaching footsteps. It was either the prison guards coming to get me, or a horde of Garrison NPCs bearing down on me.
Either way, I had to find a hiding spot and fast.
I glanced to the side and noticed a little cottage hidden amongst the trees, so I quickly ducked inside.
GoblinSmithy>> Damn, that was close.
MrsPathfinder>> Well, hello there.
What's this? Did I accidentally stumble into Pathfinder's house and run into his new wife?
No.
It was his mom, MrsPathfinder.
Yeah, imagine Pathfinder in an apron. That's about it.
MrsPathfinder>> How are you today, Smitty?
GoblinSmithy>> You know who I am?
MrsPathfinder>> Of course I do.
MrsPathfinder>> My son is always talking about you.
GoblinSmithy>> He is?
GoblinSmithy>> That's...
GoblinSmithy>> That's a little frightening, I gotta say.
MrsPathfinder>> Oh, he's always going on about you.
MrsPathfinder>> All the trouble you two get in.
GoblinSmithy>> He tells you everything?
GoblinSmithy>> How much of everything?
GoblinSmithy>> I really don't like leaving witnesses.
MrsPathfinder>> Haha.
MrsPathfinder>> Pathy was right. You are a kidder.
GoblinSmithy>> That's me.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm a regular comedian.
MrsPathfinder>> I've been meaning to thank you, by the way.
GoblinSmithy>> Thank me?
GoblinSmithy>> For what?
MrsPathfinder>> For watching out for my boy.
MrsPathfinder>> You may not know this, but he's not the smartest.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> I'm shocked.
GoblinSmithy>> This is how I look when I'm surprised.
MrsPathfinder>> He's always been a special child.
GoblinSmithy>> You left out the "ed".
MrsPathfinder>> What did you say, sweetie?
GoblinSmithy>> Oh... Nothing.
MrsPathfinder>> I'm just glad he has someone like you.
MrsPathfinder>> Someone to look out for him.
GoblinSmithy>> He said I look out for him?
MrsPathfinder>> Of course.
MrsPathfinder>> You're his best friend.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Dammit!
GoblinSmithy>> Now, I have to go and save him.
GoblinSmithy>> Thanks alot.
Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
Now, I have to go back in there and get Pathfinder out.
Stupid old lady with the being nice and the guilt.
I may have to stab her yet. I'm undecided.
That'll have to wait, though, because I have to figure out a way to get sent back to jail.
Yeah, I'm really happy about where my life is right now.
6 Comments:
Lol, smithy doing a good dead for pathfinder? o.O poor poor smithy
first post yay
Smitty has a Conscience?!?!
Who knew...
He'll most prolly "save" him then stab him to death in front of his house!
Did he not homepoint when you stabbedh him earlier? He should already be home free, shouldn't he?
Homepoint...most probably that's the part 2 that Pathfinder did not watch...hehe...
Why not try Aht Urhan? I see they got a nice little island near the port :P
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