Thursday, September 14, 2006

Life On The Inside

Prison isn't an easy life.

The computers are dial up. We only get basic cable. And each cell has an Xbox.

Not even a 360.

It's like a third world country.

I was starting to give in to despair when a familiar face showed up.

It was Pathfinder.

Then I really gave up hope.

GoblinPathfinder>> Smitty!
GoblinPathfinder>> You're alive!
GoblinSmithy>> Unfortunately, so are you.
GoblinSmithy>> What are you doing here?
GoblinPathfinder>> I came to break you out.
GoblinSmithy>> How'd you sneak in here?
GoblinPathfinder>> I didn't sneak in.
GoblinPathfinder>> I got myself arrested.
GoblinSmithy>> I always knew stupidity was a crime.
GoblinPathfinder>> No, no, no.
GoblinPathfinder>> I robbed a bank like the guy on Prison Break.
GoblinSmithy>> And you got arrested?
GoblinPathfinder>> Uh huh.
GoblinSmithy>> Brilliant.
GoblinSmithy>> What's the next step in your plan?
GoblinPathfinder>> I'm not sure yet.
GoblinPathfinder>> I'll have to wait until the next episode.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> The next episode?
GoblinPathfinder>> Yeah. I had to download the first episode.
GoblinPathfinder>> For the bank plan.
GoblinSmithy>> And...
GoblinPathfinder>> Don't worry.
GoblinPathfinder>> The second episode is downloading right now.
GoblinSmithy>> Downloading where exactly?
GoblinPathfinder>> My computer.
GoblinSmithy>> Your computer?
GoblinPathfinder>> Yup.
GoblinSmithy>> Your computer at home?
GoblinPathfinder>> Yup.
GoblinSmithy>> I'll wait for you to figure out the problem.
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> Uh oh.
GoblinSmithy>> Come here.
GoblinSmithy>> I'd like you to meet some friends of mine.

I don't think Pathfinder will ever be the same after that.

At least, let's hope.

10 Comments:

Blogger Goblin Butcher said...

I feel sorry for pathfinder. Don't show him to those guys!

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pathfinder strikes again!

1:54 AM  
Blogger Xandora said...

Your so evil.

2:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It'll be interesting to see how they get out of this one.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It'll be interesting to see how they get out of this one.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it obvious....Pathfinder finds a path that leads them to....the grave of Aaron Spelling. Shaman arrives and after a brief seance (sp?) they determine that the prison is actually a production set for an uncoming 90210 reunion to take place on Alcatraz. So they rent a copy of "The Rock" and do exactly what Sean Connery did and get free with some help from Mr. Goodspeed. Then, once they are free, Smitty stabs Pathfinder in the bee-hind and runs off before Shaman can Fire IV him.

The End

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awww, don't let anyone hurt Pathfinder! You must protect the mentally challenged!

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Rob said...

Well Pathfinder did try...

12:53 PM  
Blogger Balfor said...

haha, he used the idea i posted in the "i'm alive!" entry for this update. i feel special.

7:50 PM  
Blogger BeastmasterFTW said...

GoblinPathfinder>> The second episode is downloading right now.
GoblinSmithy>> Downloading where exactly?
GoblinPathfinder>> My computer.
GoblinSmithy>> Your computer?
GoblinPathfinder>> Yup.
GoblinSmithy>> Your computer at home?
GoblinPathfinder>> Yup.
GoblinSmithy>> I'll wait for you to figure out the problem.
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> Uh oh.
GoblinSmithy>> Come here.
GoblinSmithy>> I'd like you to meet some friends of mine

lmao

1:11 PM  

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