UPDATE TIME!
YAY! SMITHY GETS SOME LOVE!
I was worried about the update. They always forget me,
But not today.
Oh, hell no.
I got hooked up.
They gave me two new job abilities and two new job traits.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Job Abilities-
Goblin's Charge
- doubles attack damage when striking an adventurer's groin region
- if strike is critical, adventurer receives "Castrate" status and movement speed is reduced to 5%.
Taru Throw
- enables GoblinSmithy to use nearby Tarus as ranged weapons
- damage varies according to pointy-ness of taru head
-Job Traits-
Sonova
- may or may not make unkind references about adventurer's mother
Hatred
- increases enmity of any adventurer who says lol or uses excessive calls in their battle macros
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Tomorrow is going to be amazing.
I am spending the entire day throwing Tarus and stabbing groins.
Maybe I'll stab someone in the groin with a flying Taru.
And then insult their mother.
Now, if they just listen to my suggestions and give me a "Teabagging" job ability, I'll be happy.
I was worried about the update. They always forget me,
But not today.
Oh, hell no.
I got hooked up.
They gave me two new job abilities and two new job traits.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Job Abilities-
Goblin's Charge
- doubles attack damage when striking an adventurer's groin region
- if strike is critical, adventurer receives "Castrate" status and movement speed is reduced to 5%.
Taru Throw
- enables GoblinSmithy to use nearby Tarus as ranged weapons
- damage varies according to pointy-ness of taru head
-Job Traits-
Sonova
- may or may not make unkind references about adventurer's mother
Hatred
- increases enmity of any adventurer who says lol or uses excessive calls in their battle macros
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Tomorrow is going to be amazing.
I am spending the entire day throwing Tarus and stabbing groins.
Maybe I'll stab someone in the groin with a flying Taru.
And then insult their mother.
Now, if they just listen to my suggestions and give me a "Teabagging" job ability, I'll be happy.
posted by Goblin Smithy at 12:23 AM
8 Comments:
Be sure to throw a taru at GoblinPathfinder ^_^
Now, if they just listen to my suggestions and give me a "Teabagging" job ability, I'll be happy.
Heheheheheheh!
I don't even play this game but your blog is funny as hell.
HAHA Nice Smithy!!!!! Now go throw some tarus!
You're LVL75? 0.o
Teabagging for you, Mr. Smithy, would be extra special because of the pointy crotch armor.
Enjoy the taru-tossing.
Pretty sure that's CS, not Halo 2.
----Carrin
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