A Quick Message
Not much time tonight. Been really busy lately.
Shaman thinks he has a way to beat Dynamis and, since my skin has grown back, I've decided to help him out.
We'll either win Dynamis or I'm pretty sure they'll name a burn ward after me.
Before I head off to Dynamis though, I wanted to make something clear.
I spend a fair amount of time typing.
This involves pressing keys in a certain sequence.
Occasionally, through a slip of fingers or thought, that sequence may not be entirely correct.
Intelligent people call this a typo.
Morons call this a chance to correct someone on the internet.
Correcting someone else's grammar on the internet is:
a) stupid
b) a waste of time
c) See both a) and b).
If you have ever corrected someone on the internet to pathetically try and display your "superior" intelligence, I want you to do us all a favor and stop breathing.
Go ahead.
I'll wait.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Pointing them out and trying to be funny is just being a dick.
I mean, I stab and murder people, but I don't point out their mistakes.
That shit is just rude.
Do you honestly think that anyone will respect you for being an arrogant ass that belittles someone for a typo?
Short answer: no.
Long answer: no, you retard.
So, the next time you find a little mistake, instead of pointing it out, I want you to let it go, turn off your computer, and then jump up your own ass.
Today's lesson: Don't be a dick. Don't correct people.
Shaman thinks he has a way to beat Dynamis and, since my skin has grown back, I've decided to help him out.
We'll either win Dynamis or I'm pretty sure they'll name a burn ward after me.
Before I head off to Dynamis though, I wanted to make something clear.
I spend a fair amount of time typing.
This involves pressing keys in a certain sequence.
Occasionally, through a slip of fingers or thought, that sequence may not be entirely correct.
Intelligent people call this a typo.
Morons call this a chance to correct someone on the internet.
Correcting someone else's grammar on the internet is:
a) stupid
b) a waste of time
c) See both a) and b).
If you have ever corrected someone on the internet to pathetically try and display your "superior" intelligence, I want you to do us all a favor and stop breathing.
Go ahead.
I'll wait.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Pointing them out and trying to be funny is just being a dick.
I mean, I stab and murder people, but I don't point out their mistakes.
That shit is just rude.
Do you honestly think that anyone will respect you for being an arrogant ass that belittles someone for a typo?
Short answer: no.
Long answer: no, you retard.
So, the next time you find a little mistake, instead of pointing it out, I want you to let it go, turn off your computer, and then jump up your own ass.
Today's lesson: Don't be a dick. Don't correct people.
posted by Goblin Smithy at 12:05 AM
14 Comments:
Yup, correcting minor typos on a website is lame.
Mind you there have been talked about adventures murdering english.
Your typo was a minor stabbing, probly pointed out by some guy/girl you've deleveled a few hundred times.
Ninboy,
Apparently [GM]Dave has not yet had the displeasure of correcting you.
Also, did you know that [GM]Dave loves to get suggestions? How would he ever think of anything funny to relate if not for your superior wit?
Wait, that's the wrong word. What's the opposite of superior, again? Rhymes with "tin toy".
I'm certain Smithy will be really frightened when your spell goes off and he and all his closest friends are suddenly doused in evergreens. Scary stuff.
Awww - it's so nice to see Reeree again. I like her posts almost as much as I like the blog itself.
Well, that's all good and dandy, but what about people who type like this...
"how do i goto dynamis? ;p thx in advaced!11....//lol"
Of course, that's a little less stupid than normal, but worth a good stabbing.
Found this on the net.
Pic.
well it's a proven study that as long as you get the first and last letter right, that people will still see the word correctly lets try it!
simhty rkocs, tpyo crroceitons bolw mjaor dcik.
Anyone understand that? I'm sure you can. So leave the smithy alone to enchant us all with his tales of facial stabbings and go correct someone who gives half a shit about your pathetic opinion and sad attempt at trying to seem BIG on the internet.
(for those who just honestly are too retarded, or their brain cant pick it up easily enough the scrambled words said 'smithy rocks, typo corrections blow major dick.)
Taru from Titan
Remember, There is a difference between having a Typo and Murdering the English Language. Retards murder, normal people make mistakes.
Don't worry; some people understand how hard it is to type in steel gauntlets.
If any of you tardfaces had half a brain you would know Smithy IS [GM]Dave.
uhuh. as likely as that may be, why are you you telling us? and why are you doing it anon? cant handle showing your name?
Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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