A Quick Message
Shaman thinks he has a way to beat Dynamis and, since my skin has grown back, I've decided to help him out.
We'll either win Dynamis or I'm pretty sure they'll name a burn ward after me.
Before I head off to Dynamis though, I wanted to make something clear.
I spend a fair amount of time typing.
This involves pressing keys in a certain sequence.
Occasionally, through a slip of fingers or thought, that sequence may not be entirely correct.
Intelligent people call this a typo.
Morons call this a chance to correct someone on the internet.
Correcting someone else's grammar on the internet is:
b) a waste of time
c) See both a) and b).
If you have ever corrected someone on the internet to pathetically try and display your "superior" intelligence, I want you to do us all a favor and stop breathing.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Pointing them out and trying to be funny is just being a dick.
I mean, I stab and murder people, but I don't point out their mistakes.
That shit is just rude.
Do you honestly think that anyone will respect you for being an arrogant ass that belittles someone for a typo?
Short answer: no.
Long answer: no, you retard.
So, the next time you find a little mistake, instead of pointing it out, I want you to let it go, turn off your computer, and then jump up your own ass.
Today's lesson: Don't be a dick. Don't correct people.