Friday, June 23, 2006

Come And Get It

I was looking at the calendar while I was waiting for my skin grafts to heal (long story) and I noticed that it was getting kind of close to the end of the month.

You know what that means, right?

It's fan club time again.

I know you love me.

Just like last time, anyone who donates $5 or more during the month to help support me (and the purchasing of more knives) will receive a special free fan club gift pack.

It's not much, but it's something to show my appreciation for all of the adventurers who are nice enough to hook me up even after I stabbed them in the face.

Do you remember that time?

With the knife?

You should have seen the look on your face.

Anyway, the gift pack will include some extra stories, a couple of wallpapers, a selection of fun pictures, some great fan art, and whatever else I can think of to include.

But I've decided to step things up a notch. Rather than just getting the gift pack, this week the readers will choose what stories will run.

Would you like more stories of Garrison? Dynamis? Limbus?

Me versus gil sellers?

Me versus gil buyers?

Me and Pathfinder?

Please don't choose Pathfinder.

Anyone can feel free to post their choices or suggestions in the comment section of this update
and I will tabulate the results.

And by tabulate, I mean write down.

So get posting and I'll see what you guys really want to hear about.

A lot of crap happens to me. You might as well hear me bitch about the ones you like the most.

And, just like every other month, the reader who donates the most during the month will be given the chance to appear in the blog if they like.

I mean, you're going to get Smithied in the jungle anyway, right?

Might as well have it posted on the intarweb.


Blogger Taeryunn said...

Pathfinder.. and Firaga IV... lots of Firaga IV..

12:18 AM  
Blogger nano said...

The return of Mr. Beeington!

1:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the revenge of Mr. Beeington! ... and, here's a thought. Different zones have Pathfinders with different pets. they must be his cousins. I wonder how you'd handle if all the sudden there were like 20 pathfinders with different pets >.> (okay, i know it's not that many, but yeah

2:02 AM  
Blogger Ryuusuke said...

well hearing u kill pathfinder or other is always good

2:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pathfinder + Vetrinarian.. twice the moron action! (includes pets)

3:11 AM  
Anonymous Sexy Mithra said...

A story of you and your brother. you never seem to right about tinker.

3:21 AM  
Blogger Chronofantasy said...

I love those Mobicons you attend to, so those are always fun to read. How about the Accidental Warp Tarutaru actually warping you into Jeuno if you ever participate in a Besieged again.

You'll go from one place where you gang up with mobs to fight adventurers, to another place where you're singled out amongst many adventurers.

3:56 AM  
Anonymous Phaedra said...

Garrison ... and Pathfinder!!!

4:33 AM  
Blogger Miyozaki said...

Your family and love interests. I still think the Lamia "Incident" was the funniest tale of your woe. Followed closely by being blinded by your father... Without the use of a square. You deserved that.

5:56 AM  
Anonymous :D said...

Pathfinder and his Bee :D

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Kavlar said...

How about the combination of Pathfinder, gil sellers, and Firaga IV. That sounds like lots of fun...hehe

6:24 AM  
Anonymous Rob said... and [Gm]Dave should team up in an unstoppable stabbing/banning/random dragon feeding team questing to rid the world of gillseller.
Or just more of you and pathfinder.

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:13 AM  
Blogger Citizen Bleys said...

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the Pathfinder people.

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goblin Fisher :)

12:19 PM  
Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...


12:44 PM  
Blogger Onionsoilder said...

A Goblin and a God teaming up...


I can see it now! Smithy goes to Dynamisis, gets Firaga IIIed, but right before the spell goes off... [GM]Dave bans them! Mwahahaha!

Or [GM]Dave bans Pathfinder XD

1:51 PM  
Blogger Thistle said...

I vote for a love story! Pathfinder and Goblin Veterinarian, with Mr Beeington as the special guest star!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Solid Squid said...

I know you said not you and Pathfinder, but what about you vs Pathfinder?

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Go after the role-players/fanboys. 2. Death to the Bee.
3. Smitty meets the king of the emos... Dynamis-Lord!

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Tog from Ifrit said...

1. more stories of Garrison, PLEASE!
2. You verses gil sellers, OMG RAMPAGE!
3.The discoverance of more pathfinders.
4. A conversation between you and [GM]Dave.

Thee are label from most important/funny to least interesting. Thanks you for your time. ^_^

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should get a promotion to a gobby NM. ^_^ You have been there stabbed that and you desrve one!

6:37 PM  
Blogger Backlaveck said...

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6:45 PM  
Blogger Backlaveck said...

You should get to fill in for a goblin NM for a day. ^_^

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:35 AM  
Blogger Aeriel said...

hmmmm tough choices, i may have to donate this month, since i do feel kinda bad about the extreme abuse i gave you this weekend on gilgamesh! (WAR/NIN leveling 20-31) Kinda pulled everything in the zone i could since the party was beyond belief. Was pulling double mandies, you and pathfinder, everything died to our great {/joy} :)

We made sure just for the fun of it that we skillchained fusion on pathfinder's head and firaga bursted him to you and his bee got a nice share of firey death :)

I can see now why you hate the respawning, cos as soon as you popped we dragged you all the way back into some axe and fire action!

Although i will say one thing! Have you been working out! Your double attacks seem to be happening a shitload more often, you really do beat down shadows good and fast :) And good god when you hit its like a Tarutaru child getting hit by a Mac truck..... Full of lead.....swords!
Thank god for {defender}!

So, more stories about pathfinder bee being burnt alive, but us adventurers or by your brutal plans :) And more stories about noobs! We all love noobs tasty grilled or fried :)

::Prods the donate button:: ew squishy!

5:41 AM  
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