Just What I Needed...
When I woke up this morning, I was in a great mood.
Birds were singing, the sun was shining. It was beautiful.
Nothing like killing Pathfinder to make the day seem better.
I decided I was going to make the most out of the day and head out to the jungle to soak up some sun while stabbing some n00bs in the spine.
Just as I zoned into the Yhoator though, Shaman came up to me. Right away, I could tell something was wrong.
Can't even let me have one good day, can you?
Sigh.
GoblinSmithy>> Heya, Shaman.
GoblinSmithy>> What's up?
GoblinShaman>> What happened yesterday?
GoblinSmithy>> Lots of stuff, I guess.
GoblinShaman>> I mean with you and Pathfinder?
Truth or lie?
Hmm...
Honesty is always the best policy.
GoblinSmithy>> I have no idea what you're talking about.
GoblinShaman>> Are you sure?
GoblinSmithy>> Would I lie?
Yes.
GoblinShaman>> Yes.
GoblinSmithy>> That hurts, Shaman.
GoblinSmithy>> That hurts on the inside.
GoblinSmithy>> Where the bruises don't heal.
GoblinShaman>> I'm sorry, man.
GoblinShaman>> I believe you.
For a guy with that much intelligence, he's really stupid.
GoblinSmithy>> It's cool.
GoblinSmithy>> I forgive you.
GoblinShaman>> Want a hug?
GoblinSmithy>> Don't be retarded.
GoblinSmithy>> What's going on?
GoblinShaman>> I don't know.
GoblinShaman>> Pathfinder is on the warpath.
GoblinSmithy>> Is it bad?
GoblinShaman>> He's really upset.
GoblinSmithy>> He did look a little broken up yesterday.
GoblinShaman>> Did you say something mean to him?
GoblinSmithy>> No.
GoblinSmithy>> I think it was the cliff that did it.
GoblinShaman>> Cliff?
GoblinSmithy>> Yeah. He had an argument with someone.
GoblinShaman>> Who?
GoblinSmithy>> Gravity.
GoblinSmithy>> In retrospect, I may have instigated it.
GoblinShaman>> How?
GoblinSmithy>> Well... I did bring him there.
GoblinShaman>> That's not so bad.
GoblinSmithy>> And the pushing him over the edge helped.
GoblinSmithy>> A little.
GoblinShaman>> Let me get this straight...
GoblinShaman>> You pushed Pathfinder off a cliff.
GoblinSmithy>> Of course it sounds bad if you say it like that.
GoblinShaman>> How would you say it?
GoblinSmithy>> I helped him learn Helldive.
GoblinSmithy>> Then he lost a fight.
GoblinSmithy>> Versus the ground.
GoblinShaman>> Man, he's going to kill you.
GoblinSmithy>> He's already killed me a dozen times.
GoblinSmithy>> Usually involving fire.
GoblinShaman>> No, Smithy.
GoblinShaman>> He's coming after you.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm shaking in my subligar.
GoblinShaman>> You're not scared?
GoblinSmithy>> Are you kidding?
GoblinSmithy>> I'm safer now that he's trying to kill me.
GoblinShaman>> I'd still watch out if I were you.
GoblinSmithy>> Gee. Thanks, Mom.
I laughed at Shaman for a minute and then walked to camp.
How stupid is that?
Pathfinder wants to be my archnemesis. He can't even spell archnemesis.
Hell, he probably thinks that was one of the Resident Evil games.
I was just starting to calm down the laughing when I heard a sound.
*low rumbling noise*
GoblinSmithy>> What NOW?!
GoblinSmithy>> I haven't even done anything yet.
Damn, that stupid rumbling.
What is it this time? Is it an alliance of Garrison NPCs? Is it a herd of Blue Mages?
And that's when it happened.
I got hit by an SUV.
Damn, I hate Pathfinders.
Both Goblin and Sport Utility.
Birds were singing, the sun was shining. It was beautiful.
Nothing like killing Pathfinder to make the day seem better.
I decided I was going to make the most out of the day and head out to the jungle to soak up some sun while stabbing some n00bs in the spine.
Just as I zoned into the Yhoator though, Shaman came up to me. Right away, I could tell something was wrong.
Can't even let me have one good day, can you?
Sigh.
GoblinSmithy>> Heya, Shaman.
GoblinSmithy>> What's up?
GoblinShaman>> What happened yesterday?
GoblinSmithy>> Lots of stuff, I guess.
GoblinShaman>> I mean with you and Pathfinder?
Truth or lie?
Hmm...
Honesty is always the best policy.
GoblinSmithy>> I have no idea what you're talking about.
GoblinShaman>> Are you sure?
GoblinSmithy>> Would I lie?
Yes.
GoblinShaman>> Yes.
GoblinSmithy>> That hurts, Shaman.
GoblinSmithy>> That hurts on the inside.
GoblinSmithy>> Where the bruises don't heal.
GoblinShaman>> I'm sorry, man.
GoblinShaman>> I believe you.
For a guy with that much intelligence, he's really stupid.
GoblinSmithy>> It's cool.
GoblinSmithy>> I forgive you.
GoblinShaman>> Want a hug?
GoblinSmithy>> Don't be retarded.
GoblinSmithy>> What's going on?
GoblinShaman>> I don't know.
GoblinShaman>> Pathfinder is on the warpath.
GoblinSmithy>> Is it bad?
GoblinShaman>> He's really upset.
GoblinSmithy>> He did look a little broken up yesterday.
GoblinShaman>> Did you say something mean to him?
GoblinSmithy>> No.
GoblinSmithy>> I think it was the cliff that did it.
GoblinShaman>> Cliff?
GoblinSmithy>> Yeah. He had an argument with someone.
GoblinShaman>> Who?
GoblinSmithy>> Gravity.
GoblinSmithy>> In retrospect, I may have instigated it.
GoblinShaman>> How?
GoblinSmithy>> Well... I did bring him there.
GoblinShaman>> That's not so bad.
GoblinSmithy>> And the pushing him over the edge helped.
GoblinSmithy>> A little.
GoblinShaman>> Let me get this straight...
GoblinShaman>> You pushed Pathfinder off a cliff.
GoblinSmithy>> Of course it sounds bad if you say it like that.
GoblinShaman>> How would you say it?
GoblinSmithy>> I helped him learn Helldive.
GoblinSmithy>> Then he lost a fight.
GoblinSmithy>> Versus the ground.
GoblinShaman>> Man, he's going to kill you.
GoblinSmithy>> He's already killed me a dozen times.
GoblinSmithy>> Usually involving fire.
GoblinShaman>> No, Smithy.
GoblinShaman>> He's coming after you.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm shaking in my subligar.
GoblinShaman>> You're not scared?
GoblinSmithy>> Are you kidding?
GoblinSmithy>> I'm safer now that he's trying to kill me.
GoblinShaman>> I'd still watch out if I were you.
GoblinSmithy>> Gee. Thanks, Mom.
I laughed at Shaman for a minute and then walked to camp.
How stupid is that?
Pathfinder wants to be my archnemesis. He can't even spell archnemesis.
Hell, he probably thinks that was one of the Resident Evil games.
I was just starting to calm down the laughing when I heard a sound.
*low rumbling noise*
GoblinSmithy>> What NOW?!
GoblinSmithy>> I haven't even done anything yet.
Damn, that stupid rumbling.
What is it this time? Is it an alliance of Garrison NPCs? Is it a herd of Blue Mages?
And that's when it happened.
I got hit by an SUV.
Damn, I hate Pathfinders.
Both Goblin and Sport Utility.
posted by Goblin Smithy at 9:27 AM
9 Comments:
Awwww Poor Smithy!!!!
You have to get him back man! Stab him while he's asleep!!!!
"You have to get him back man! Stab him while he's asleep!!!!"
Why do that? Hit him where it hurts - slash the tires :)
Oohhhhhhh Anonymous! That's such a better idea!!!!!
And while you're at it, put some "dings" in the doors, and take your knife out and make scratches in the paint!
Poor Smithy! I told ya, the only way to beat Pathfinder is to get a bigger and better SUV, may I suggest a Hummer? ;)
GoblinShaman>> Let me get this straight...
GoblinShaman>> You pushed Pathfinder off a cliff.
GoblinSmithy>> Of course it sounds bad if you say it like that.
GoblinShaman>> How would you say it?
GoblinSmithy>> I helped him learn Helldive.
GoblinSmithy>> Then he lost a fight.
GoblinSmithy>> Versus the ground.
still rofl
Put salami on various places on the car, when he removes them, he'll have a polka-dotted pattern all over his beloved Pathfinder.
I'm officially addicted to this blog.
you know you could always hire me to take him out and then i will punch the crap out of his car.
Three words
"Get The Bee!"
Hey Smithy,
Those missing besieged mobs, they weren't involved with the Day without Immigrants march were they? If so, won't they get fired and you have to do besieged a lot more? The suffering will continue buddy....
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