Just As I Expected
Given the opportunity to show your love for me, you guys picked up your game and came through.
I am very impressed.
I didn't think Adventurers would enjoy hearing stories about other Adventurers getting brutally murdered.
Of course, some of you people listen to Kelly Clarkson, so I really shouldn't be shocked by any behavior.
Anyway, I would just like to extend a huge knife...
I mean thank you. Dammit, it's hard being nice.
I would like to extend a huge knife...
DAMMIT!
Thank you for supporting me. I really appreciate it.
I'll kill an extra Blue Mage this evening as a sign of my appreciation.
As long as you're not that Blue Mage, I'm sure the sign will mean a lot.
If you guys keep reading, I'll keep writing. I stab you guys.
I mean stab you.
Stab you.
Being nice is hard.
I am very impressed.
I didn't think Adventurers would enjoy hearing stories about other Adventurers getting brutally murdered.
Of course, some of you people listen to Kelly Clarkson, so I really shouldn't be shocked by any behavior.
Anyway, I would just like to extend a huge knife...
I mean thank you. Dammit, it's hard being nice.
I would like to extend a huge knife...
DAMMIT!
Thank you for supporting me. I really appreciate it.
I'll kill an extra Blue Mage this evening as a sign of my appreciation.
As long as you're not that Blue Mage, I'm sure the sign will mean a lot.
If you guys keep reading, I'll keep writing. I stab you guys.
I mean stab you.
Stab you.
Being nice is hard.
posted by Goblin Smithy at 10:28 PM
15 Comments:
I stab you too ^^ <3
Smithy, some of us regret that American Idiot Kelly too, but good to see ya alive and stabbing. Want to help me get rid of some no-talent idiots sometime?
I should have read this before I leveled Blue mage today. I got raped by a Goblin Smithy about an hour ago.
/sigh You win this time, Smithy.
Smithy, Let's chat. This pre-occupation you have with stabbing is a bit worrisome. How was your childhood? Did your parents treat you well? I bet it was your mother, wasnt it? You know, many psychological problems stem from unresolved conflict with one's parents. Then again, sometimes a person is just so ugly that it traumatizes them and they end up running around with a mask on all the time. Not to say that's you, of course... I'm gonna say it was your parent's fault. *cough*to avoid being stabbed*cough* (note to self: bring large group of noobs to protect self when going thru jungle)
If you see my boss leveling blue mage, be sure to wait until she's almost dead for the bomb toss.
Nothing says "I stab you" like a 300 TP bomb when you have under 100 HP left. Except maybe a knife to the face.
It's funnier if you use the skills they can learn to kill them.
Blue mages mooning the sky never stops being funny.
BlueMage learns Face Plant!
BlueMage learns Eat Dirt!
BlueMage learns Sucking Chest Wound!
BlueMage learns Don't Mess With Goblin Smithy!
Keep the Jungle clean, Goblin Smithy. Except replace "clean" with "littered with the bodies of your enemies."
I stab you, too.
In the face.
Stab you too!!!!!!!!! =D
Sure, I can't sing.
But what about Alanis Morissette ?
You know where she learnt to sing ?
Walmart.
Seriously. She told me.
What has Walmart to do with singing ? Nothing, that's why she "sings" like that.
Plus, while I'm sexy, she's ugly as sin.
Is she your wife ?
Smithy, your obsession with stabbing may be a homosexual fascination that you are not willing to admit to.
Coming to theatres in 2006!
The story of a Goblin Smithy coming to terms with his own identity.
Go see Goblin Smithy in
"BrokeBack Jungle."
Broke Back Jungle! Classic.
Smithy wanted to apologize for that Thundaga II you got yesterday. I was bribed.
/cheer Goblin Smithy.
Please kill as many Mimes, Gepeto's, and Pirates as you like. The servers are positively infested right now to the point 1-10 is twice as annoying to get through as normal. Please kill your fill of them.
I hate trendy jobs.
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