Shiver Me Timbers
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I just don't get it. I honestly don't.
Perhaps one of you people (read: morons) can explain it to me.
You have so many jobs available to you. You can be a Dark Knight wielding huge weapons and powerful magic. You could be a Black Mage and harness the elemental forces, bending them to your will. You could be a ninja and employ mystical arts to evade opponents.
But you just had to be a pirate.
What is wrong with you people?
You are living in an amazing fantasy world where warriors and mages fight against monsters, and you just had to be a pirate.
Now, here's where you explain why...
You can't, can you?
You spent so long writing "OMFG we need teh pir8te in FFXI" forum threads, that you never really asked yourself why.
And now, you're trying to look serious wearing a pirate hat and a frilly shirt.
I'm going to be really scared of you.
Just as soon as I can stop laughing.
By the way, Jack Sparrow called. He says you're retarded.
Today, I had the pleasure (read: misfortune) of fighting against a party with a Pirate in Yhoator Jungle.
I mean a Corsair.
No. I was right the first time. I meant a Pirate.
Ninja>> Provoke -> Goblin Smithy!
Ninja>> Let me get hate first.
RedMage>> Casting (( Slow )) on Goblin Smithy.
Corsair>> Using Chaos Roll
Corsair>> C'MON 4!
GoblinSmithy>> Wait a second...
GoblinSmithy>> Is he serious?
GoblinSmithy>> Black Beard the Moron over there.
GoblinSmithy>> Is he kidding?
Corsair>> What? Hell no!
GoblinSmithy>> What's with the gun?
GoblinSmithy>> Does that shoot darts or those nerf balls?
Corsair>> Shut up!
Ninja>> He's kind of got a point.
Monk>> The gun is a little much.
Corsair>> I said shut up!
GoblinSmithy>> Careful, guys...
GoblinSmithy>> That supersoaker of his might go off.
Corsair>> I hate you.
GoblinSmithy>> Don't you mean "Rrrrrrrrrrrrr"?
Corsair>> I'll show you.
Corsair>> If I roll a 4, you are so dead.
GoblinSmithy>> What do you have to roll to be less retarded?
Corsair>> Dammit! Shut the hell up!
GoblinSmithy>> Can I say one last thing?
GoblinSmithy>> What's Peter Pan like?
GoblinSmithy>> Told you so.
Corsair>> I HATE YOU!
He must have rolled the wrong number or something because the next thing you know, he had a new job Trait.
Job Trait: Face Shield
- automatically raises the level of knife in face
Maybe he should have rolled a 4.
Seriously, guys. Get a real job.
Unless you're six years old. And then, totally be a Pirate.
I hate Corsairs.