Smithy's Got A Way With The Ladies
I mean, we spend all of our time lurking in the jungles or skulking through huge empty caverns.
It gets depressing.
I'd think of my wife, but then it just gets more depressing.
So, when a group of all female adventurers ran by me in the jungle today, I decided to throw on some of the old Smithy charm and check them out.
Maybe if I was lucky, I could give a new meaning to the old "face stab".
You know what I'm saying?
You don't know.
I run up to them and decide the best way to get their attention is to stab one of them in the back of the head.
Don't worry though. I picked the ugly one.
If I'd stabbed her in the front of the head, it would have been doing her a favor.
So, the whole group whips around and forms a circle around me.
Oh yeah. There's enough Smithy to go around.
Ninja>> Provoke --> Goblin Smithy
Thief>> Let me get in position.
RedMage>> Careful. He's IT++.
GoblinSmithy>> So are you, baby.
BlackMage>> wtf was that?
GoblinSmithy>> If I cast tractor on you...
GoblinSmithy>> would you let me move your body?
Warrior>> Someone kill me.
WhiteMage>> Oh my god...
GoblinSmithy>> Did you just cast raise?
GoblinSmithy>> Cause I feel something raising.
Ninja>> Is he...
Ninja>> He's hitting on us.
RedMage>> This isn't going to end well.
GoblinSmithy>> It could end with breakfast in bed...
GoblinSmithy>> If you play your cards right.
Thief>> I'm going to SATA Shadowstitch him.
Thief>> Then we can all run for it.
GoblinSmithy>> I don't know what you're doing back there.
GoblinSmithy>> But you really should buy me dinner first.
Thief>> I'm going to vomit.
GoblinSmithy>> Playing hard to get?
Turns out they were just a bunch of teases. They get me all warmed up and then take off running.
I have feelings too, you know.
At least, I think I do.
I mean, I laugh when people get stabbed. That's almost a feeling, right?
In the end, I felt the best way for me to communicate my feelings of unhappiness to their group was to stab each of them in the spine.