Also, the longest.
But I'm back. I'm totally back.
Actually... I'm mostly back. I'm still missing a good deal of flesh and a few toes.
I was minding my own business in Yhoator. Yes, I know "my own business" involves stabbing people.
That's not really my problem, now is it?
Anyway, I'm working when this Warrior runs up to me. His armor looked different than the usual stuff I see, so I checked him.
Great. What in the hell does a level 36 Warrior want with me?
He couldn't possibly want to fight me because I'd still kil...
And that's when he pulled out his weapon.
GoblinSmithy>> Excuse me.
GoblinSmithy>> I don't mean to be rude...
GoblinSmithy>> But why are you using a scythe?
Warrior>> Oh this thing?
Warrior>> I'm trying to raise my scythe skill.
GoblinSmithy>> Couldn't you have used a better one?
GoblinSmithy>> That thing is like level 15.
Warrior>> 14 actually.
GoblinSmithy>> Well, pardon me all to hell.
He swung back with his scythe and I closed my eyes, waiting for the blow.
I think I felt a gentle breeze.
GoblinSmithy>> What was that?
Warrior>> I missed.
GoblinSmithy>> Oh, I get it.
GoblinSmithy>> You're training to be a DRK.
GoblinSmithy>> I gotcha.
Warrior>> You're going to pay for that.
GoblinSmithy>> It's okay.
GoblinSmithy>> I've got like a half hour before you swing again.
Warrior>> You think you're funny, don't you?
Warrior>> Let's see if you find this funny.
Swing and a miss.
GoblinSmithy>> Actually, that was kind of funny.
Warrior>> Oh, shut up.
GoblinSmithy>> Do you mind if I skill up as well?
Warrior>> Skill up?
Warrior>> Skill up what?
GoblinSmithy>> Face stabbing.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm almost capped.
Warrior>> Oh, crap.
GoblinSmithy>> They make this too easy.
RedMage starts casting Paralyze on GoblinSmithy.
GoblinSmithy>> What in the hell was that?
Warrior>> That's a friend of mine.
Warrior>> He's here to keep me alive.
Warrior>> Do I look dumb enough to fight a goblin alone?
GoblinSmithy>> Now that you mention it...
Then another swing.
Oh... Oh... He hit me. He hit me.
For 5 points of damage.
Yay. At this rate, I'll be dead around April.
I'm serious. He's still here right now. It's been days. He's slowly killing me.
I actually have time to write up a blog update between misses.
Hold on a second...
And there we are.
Could one of you please come out to Yhoator now and just kill me?
I'd really appreciate it.