Walked A Mile In His Shoes

After yesterday, I realized what it's like to be Pathfinder.

The low IQ.

The random thoughts.

The strange fixation with paths.

I decided that I'd given him a pretty hard time that maybe he didn't deserve.

Now, I'm thinking I was either drunk or stoned, but at the time it made sense.

So, I called Pathfinder up and asked him to meet me.

He seemed a little suspicious when I was talking to him, but he was waiting in Yuhtunga when I arrived.

GoblinSmithy>> Hey, Pathfi...
GoblinPathfinder>> Stay right there!
GoblinSmithy>> What the hell?
GoblinPathfinder>> Keep your hands where I can see them.
GoblinSmithy>> What's wrong with you?
GoblinSmithy>> Were you dropped on your head as a child?
GoblinPathfinder>> ... Yes, actually.
GoblinPathfinder>> But show me your hands anyway.
GoblinSmithy>> Why?
GoblinPathfinder>> You're going to stab me.
GoblinPathfinder>> I know it.
GoblinPathfinder>> But I'm on to your little plan.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm not going to stab you.
GoblinPathfinder>> That's exactly what you'd say...
GoblinPathfinder>> If you were going to stab me.
GoblinSmithy>> Or if I wasn't going to stab you.
GoblinPathfinder>> Or if you were.
GoblinSmithy>> Oh lord.
GoblinSmithy>> You're even more retarded than usual.
GoblinPathfinder>> More retarded than usual like a fox.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Listen very, very carefully.
GoblinSmithy>> I'M NOT GOING TO STAB YOU!!!
GoblinPathfinder>> I don't believe you.
GoblinSmithy>> Why not?
GoblinPathfinder>> Well... everything up until this second.
GoblinSmithy>> ... Yeah.
GoblinSmithy>> I can understand that.
GoblinSmithy>> But I'm being honest.
GoblinPathfinder>> I don't know...
GoblinPathfinder>> What do you want anyway?
GoblinSmithy>> I want to apologize for treating you so bad.
GoblinSmithy>> You didn't deserve it.
GoblinPathfinder>> I didn't?
GoblinSmithy>> Trust me.
GoblinSmithy>> No one was more surprised than me.
GoblinPathfinder>> So, you're actually saying you're sorry?
GoblinSmithy>> Yeah.
GoblinPathfinder>> Okay, what's going on?
GoblinPathfinder>> Is this a trick?
GoblinSmithy>> For the last time, NO.
GoblinSmithy>> It's not a trick.
GoblinSmithy>> Not.
GoblinSmithy>> Not a trick.
GoblinPathfinder>> That's what you'd say if it was a trick.
GoblinSmithy>> Fine.
GoblinSmithy>> It is a trick.
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> Wait...
GoblinPathfinder>> Does that mean it's a trick or not?
GoblinPathfinder>> I'm lost.
GoblinSmithy>> It.
GoblinSmithy>> Is.
GoblinSmithy>> Not.
GoblinSmithy>> A.
GoblinSmithy>> Trick.
GoblinPathfinder>> That's what you'd say if it was...

I stabbed him. I didn't even know I was going to do it, but I stabbed him.

And it felt good.

I really had the best of intentions. I really, really did.

But I could only take so much.

Maybe it'll go smoother next time.

GoblinPathfinder>> I KNEW IT!

Or maybe I'll just skip the apology and go right to the stabbing.

Damn, I hate Pathfinder.