Sunday, August 06, 2006

Back To My Roots

This morning, when I was getting ready to head over to Shakrami, one of my supervisors came over to me and asked me to fill in for someone.

I said sure and then asked who I'd be replacing.

A high level Hobgoblin?

A mission NM maybe?

The Shadow Lord?

Not quite. Apparently, a Goblin Fisher had called in sick and they needed someone to cover.

Not exactly a promotion, but I was still happy.

As many of you know, I started out as a Goblin Fisher in my earlier days. I spent day after day relaxing beside shimmering pools with my fishing rod in my hand.

It was a good life. Had things not turned out the way they did, I'd probably still be there.

So, I head over to West Ronfaure, make my way to a tiny pond, and start fishing.

Damn, I missed this.

Everything was going perfectly. There were no adventurers around to bother me and I was catching a load of fish.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I notice an Orcish Grappler.

And he's staring at me.

OrcishGrappler>> How's the fishing?

Okay, the last thing I need is to talk to some retarded orc.

I currently have neither:

a) the patience to deal with orc stupidity

b) a high enough level to grind him into a fine paste.

Seriously. Talking to an Orc is like slamming your head into a wall repeatedly.

Only less painful.

Here's a diagram of your average Orc.

So, to save myself the inevitable headache, I decided to ignore him.

OrcishGrappler>> Hello?
OrcishGrappler>> Are you there?

Just ignore him, Smithy.

Tomorrow, when you're level 30 again, you can come back and pull his spine out through his face.

For now, just ignore him.

OrcishGrappler>> Why won't you answer me?

Oh, great.

Now, he's annoying and whiny.

Just let it go, Smithy. He's not worth the trouble.

OrcishGrappler>> I knew it.
OrcishGrappler>> You're a fish botter.
OrcishGrappler>> People like you ruin the economy.

So, let me get this straight.

He knows that I'm a fish botter.

Just because I won't talk to him.

Apparently, not liking annoying morons plus fishing somehow equals fish botting.

But not only that. He knows I'm a fish botter, yet still proceeds to talk to me about being a fish botter.

That's even retarded for an orc.

OrcishGrappler>> I'm calling a GM.

I must have laughed for fiteen minutes at that one.

Imagine, getting a GM called on me because I'm ignoring an idiot.

As if anything was going to happen.

Then, about a half hour later, I'm reeling in this HUGE fish. I swear to Altana, I thought I had hooked a Goobue or something.

Then everything went dark.

When I opened my eyes, I was standing in the middle of Mordion Gaol.

And I'm staring face to face with a big, purple dragon.

GoblinSmithy>> Oh
GoblinSmithy>> Day
GoblinSmithy>> Yam

Jormungand hits GoblinSmithy for 14,006 points of damage.
GoblinSmithy was defeated by Jormungand.

Now, what the hell was this crap?

Seriously. What kind of bastard would do something that freaking insane?

[GM]Dave>> Damned botters.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh, a GM Dave cameo.


10:29 PM  
Anonymous Kirip said...

Argh, I didn't want that comment to be anonymous.

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Kavlar said...

Haha, I was waiting for a Dave appearance. Nice one!

10:49 PM  
Blogger mountainmage said...

dave makes a guest appearence! probably to get revenge when you said he sounded like a jerk in your interview a while back, heh.

11:44 PM  
Blogger zerombr said...

I was wondering how long it'd take before Hell's GM showed his face ^_^

11:50 PM  
Blogger Mortus said...

It's finally happened. The 2 have crossed paths. This is the first sign of the apocolypse.

12:20 AM  
Blogger Darktower said...

There will be hell to pay!

12:28 AM  
Blogger Alerith said...

The second sign!

GM Dave and Goblin Smithy go drinking.

The third sign!

GM Dave and Goblin Smithy go noob killing together.


GM Dave and Goblin Smith fuse together to form...

GM SMITHY!...ermmm... GOBLIN DAVE! Davlin SiGMly... oh hell....

12:30 AM  
Blogger Julia said...

Ha ha, that was sweet.

1:11 AM  
Blogger Darktower said...

"GM Dave and Goblin Smith fuse together to form...

GM SMITHY!...ermmm... GOBLIN DAVE! Davlin SiGMly... oh hell.... "


2:05 AM  
Anonymous Cykophrog said...

Gobave SmiGMy?

2:32 AM  
Blogger Artos said...

I knew it was only a matter of time.

3:13 AM  
Blogger Soul said...



4:06 AM  
Blogger Miki said...

As I was reading, I thought, "now, wouldn't be coola cross-post with [GM]Dave?"... You're ahead of us, really. Thank you so much for making me laugh so much in front of a screen. ^^

5:27 AM  
Blogger paduse said...

[GM]Dave vs. Smithy... GIVE ME MORE!

10:34 AM  
Blogger Thistle said...

Ha ha ha! Finally a crossover! So much love!

11:12 AM  
Blogger nano said...

[GM]Dave must have been exceptionally drunk to take an Orcish Grappler seriously. I think you were just unlucky, he usually likes to torment his victims for a while before feeding his pets, you might have had a chance to escape certain death... ah well, maybe next time?

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Kartong said...


1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Negorissimo said...

Surprise ending! ^^

If this were a comic book, this would be like a Collector's Item. Great lol

1:45 PM  
Blogger creature124 said...

[GM]Dave has entred Smithy's life. These ARE the end times.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Terry Tolleson said...

My money's on the Orc having already been summarily consumed by Jormy. Probably went down like this:

[GM]Dave: Hail, ... NPC?
[GM]Dave: ...the hell?
Orcish Grappler: There's a fishbot in West Ronfaure!
[GM]Dave: uuuuh-kay... you're an orc. What the hell do you care if a player is fishbotting? Just go kill him.
Orcish Grappler: There's no PvP. I can't attack a Goblin Fisher.
[GM]Dave: They're not a player?
[GM]Dave: You called me away from bottle #10 because you think a Goblin is botting?
Orcish Grappler: You're drinking on the job?
[GM]Dave: You're not?

Orcish Grappler: Hey! Why am I in Mordian Gaol?
Orcish Grappler: Oh, Hi! Jormungand.

Jormungand hits Orcish Grappler for 15,652 points of damage.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Revenge for being called a Prick, I, personally, would have banned you. But I do agree, who the hell would want to talk to a Retarded Orc.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Zlo said...

WOO crossover time.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Hutea said...

Ok... I laughed so hard there were tears falling..

that was just too good.

9:06 PM  
Blogger Skyline_Evo8 said...

Awesome post, crossovers are definately underrated, yet awesome. Anyone watch '90s Spider-Man?

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked the diagram of the orc as well. Nice work.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Kishani said...

>< update! sitting here at work bored out of my mind and blog hasnt updated since sunday?! I crave Smithy!

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Santos said...

Nice. :D

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is very interesting site... acyclovir sale report

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will not concur on it. I regard as precise post. Particularly the title-deed attracted me to review the sound story.

12:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amiable post and this mail helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you on your information.

10:19 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home