Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Going To The Chapel...

Calm down, calm down. I'm not getting married.

Oh, hell no. I jumped on that grenade once already.

Never again.

No, it seems Pathfinder is going to make an honest woman... snake... snake-woman out of that Lamia.

It's just like my grandfather used to say: "If you have sex with some snake woman hybrid created in a lab by scientists, eventually, you're going to have to marry her."

I didn't think that saying made much sense, but damn if it doesn't fit the situation.

Today I was running a few errands through Rolanberry Fields when Pathfinder comes running up to me. He was huffing and puffing, and looked exhausted.

So, I took off running.

Unfortunately, I tripped over a Taru Red Mage and he managed to catch up with me.

Note to self: The Tarus must pay.

Anyway, Pathfinder managed to catch his breath (sadly) and I was forced to deal with him.

GoblinPathfinder>> Heya, Smitty.
GoblinPathfinder>> Didn't you see me wave?
GoblinSmithy>> Did you wave?
GoblinSmithy>> Must have missed it.
GoblinPathfinder>> I yelled your name.
GoblinSmithy>> Didn't hear you.
GoblinPathfinder>> But you gave me the finger.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Yeah.
GoblinSmithy>> What the hell do you want?
GoblinPathfinder>> I'm getting married.
GoblinSmithy>> Oh. Okay then. How do you want to do this?
GoblinSmithy>> Do you want me to stab you?
GoblinSmithy>> Or do you just want to run onto the blade?
GoblinPathfinder>> No, no.
GoblinPathfinder>> I don't want to die.
GoblinSmithy>> Are you sure?
GoblinSmithy>> It's a lot faster.
GoblinSmithy>> And a lot less painful.
GoblinPathfinder>> It's not like that.
GoblinPathfinder>> I'm really looking forward to marriage.
GoblinSmithy>> So young, so naive.
GoblinPathfinder>> Don't talk like that.
GoblinPathfinder>> Marriage is a sacred union.
GoblinSmithy>> Marriage is why there's a waiting period to buy a gun.
GoblinPathfinder>> Quit kidding around.
GoblinPathfinder>> I chased you down to ask you something.
GoblinSmithy>> Oh Altana...
GoblinSmithy>> Here we go.
GoblinPathfinder>> I wanted you to be part of the wedding.
GoblinSmithy>> Listen... I'm flattered. Really.
GoblinSmithy>> But I can't be your best man.
GoblinPathfinder>> ... Uhh...
GoblinPathfinder>> That's not what I was asking.
GoblinPathfinder>> Mr. Beeington is my best man.
GoblinSmithy>> Oh...
GoblinSmithy>> I can't be a groomsman, either.
GoblinPathfinder>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> This is getting awkward.
GoblinPathfinder>> That's not what I meant either.
GoblinSmithy>> Usher?
GoblinPathfinder>> Not quite.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Priest?
GoblinPathfinder>> No.
GoblinSmithy>> Damn.
GoblinSmithy>> What's left?
GoblinPathfinder>> Well...
GoblinPathfinder>> We need someone to drop flowers in the aisle.
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinSmithy>> Flower girl?
GoblinSmithy>> FLOWER GIRL?!
GoblinPathfinder>> No, no, no.
GoblinPathfinder>> You could be a Flower Boy.
GoblinPathfinder>> Or man.
GoblinPathfinder>> That's cool, right?
GoblinPathfinder>> Right?
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> You're going to hurt me now, aren't you?

Well... at least he's learning.

I strangled him to death. He really left me no choice.

On the bright side, though, now they have their something blue.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

first post!

sorry had to do that /emoslashwrist

good post smithy

2:38 AM  
Blogger kitty monk said...

"first post!

sorry had to do that /emoslashwrist

good post smithy"

Go die in a ditch.


>.> lol Flower Man.

2:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

khew @.@

lol, next thing we know we see smithy trying to train a chocobo the art of stabbing :X

5:26 AM  
Blogger Inia said...

GoblinPathfinder>> Marriage is a sacred union.
GoblinSmithy>> Marriage is why there's a waiting period to buy a gun.


hehehehe

9:50 AM  
Blogger Coeurl de Lionne said...

You really ought to mess his mind up even further, implying that most lamias appear female, but really aren't. You know, like mithras...

11:25 AM  
Blogger Bellemithra said...

LMAO! That was hilarious!

12:37 PM  
Blogger Chronofantasy said...

GoblinPathfinder>> Marriage is a sacred union.
GoblinSmithy>> Marriage is why there's a waiting period to buy a gun.

Ha Ha, that was hilarious.

1:20 PM  
Blogger creature124 said...

did i see a glimmer of the beginnings of sentient thought from pathfinder there at the end?

2:32 PM  
Anonymous freespirit said...

GoblinPathfinder>> That's cool, right?
GoblinPathfinder>> Right?
GoblinSmithy>> ...
GoblinPathfinder>> You're going to hurt me now, aren't you?

He definitely is learning...

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GoblinPathfinder>> Marriage is a sacred union.
GoblinSmithy>> Marriage is why there's a waiting period to buy a gun.


Oh how true that is! >_> Not that I'd consider it....<_<

9:31 PM  
Blogger Julia said...

GoblinSmithy>> Marriage is why there's a waiting period to buy a gun.

Ha ha, so fucking true. Good thing I already own some ... I mean ... oops.

2:38 AM  
Anonymous That Taru RDM said...

THAT WAS YOU?!

6:28 PM  

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