Goblin Smithy Fan Week
As most of you know, any person who donates $5 or more during the month becomes a member of my fanclub and receives a special, super exclusive gift pack.
Also, I will not possibly not aggro you the next time I see you.
No promises though.
Last months gift pack was very popular. It contained some wallpapers, some exclusive stories, and a few little add ons.
This month, I have all new fan art to send out, new stories, and a bunch of other stuff all for you people who are cool enough to help me out.
I will even include some stories from my childhood as a little Goblin Fisher.
And, as a bonus, the reader who donates the most each month will be given the option of appearing in the blog.
Also, one free death! YAY!
WARNING: please make sure the e-mail address you include is a valid one. A few members did not receive their package last month because they kept getting bounced back as undeliverable.
Also, because I like people who give me money, I am dedicating this week to all of my fans. This week is now officially Goblin Smithy Fan Week.
You're crying tears of joy. I completely understand.
I'll give you a minute.
Are you done yet?
For fan week, I will be accepting story ideas from any reader creative enough to suggest them. I've died in pretty much every way possible, so feel free to suggest what you will.
I will most likely have scars that go along with your idea.
Also, if you have any fan art you might like to see sent out in the gift pack, feel free to send it to me. I will either include it or send you an e-mail detailing your failure as an artist.
Okay, I have to get back to writing up another update. Damn, writing is hard with these hands.
Also, whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously has never been stabbed in the chest with a sword.
I'm just saying.