This one's for the heroes.
I'm trying to get my stab on, hanging out in the jungle and ruining parties.
Seriously, that's what I do. That's my job.
And some high level hero has to come in and start soloing me to death to save all the lowbie parties. Wow. Aren't you the big man/woman/man playing a woman.
Noone invited you to our little goblin party. They stepped into the jungle knowing full well that that was my house. I can't let them just come into my house like that, so I have to teach them a lesson.
Only by teach, I mean stab. And by lesson, I mean gaping wound.
In the world of Vana'diel, there is an order to things. In the jungles, Goblins are the top of the food chain. Accept it.
Did Darwin run though the Galapagos Islands shooting birds he didn't like? Hell, no. He let nature take it's course. It's survival of the Smithiest.
But I always have to deal with some superhero wannabe who thinks he's helping people. Some level 75 who runs through and wipes the jungle floor with me.
Today, I was on duty in Yhoator Jungle just to the South of the Yuhtunga zoneline. A n00b adventurer tried to sneak behind me. I, of course, waited until he was right behind me and I turned.
I actually watched him wet himself.
So, he takes off running (they always run) and I take off after him. I'm just starting to enjoy the thrill of the chase when I take an axe to the brain. A big axe. A "much higher than level 30" axe.
Right around the corner is a level 75 Warrior dual wielding axes.
Well, goody goody gumdrops. ><
I then have to spend the next minute and a half getting my face sliced off. All the while, the n00b is taking a break and resting. Just out of stabbing range.
Brave man when you have a level 75 Warrior protecting you, huh?
I die and everyone thanks the "hero". The "hero" who had to pick on a goblin easily 35 levels below him.
Why don't you just head to your nearest elementary school and beat up some kids?
You're messing with evolution here. Those n00bs you're saving will never learn a healthy respect (read: fear) for the dangerous Smithy. Then, you're just breeding their n00bness. Their stupidity is on your hands.
I don't mind dying, but you're destroying the natural interaction between my knife and n00b faces.
Plus, I really mind dying.
Next time, mind your own damned business and go farm some organs or something.
I hate heroes.