Expanding My Horizons
When pondering this major world shift, I'm fairly certain every adventurer is asking themselves the same question:
What do the goblins get this time?
Seriously, we've been getting shafted with the expansions and the updates. Yeah, sure the Yugado got to unlock Summoner and Ninja. But what about us?
First, I heard about Besieged. I was really excited until I read more about it. Adventurers are going to come to our house and kick our asses. Is that really fair?
Suppose I'm sitting at home relaxing. Now, I have to worry about adventurers stabbing me while I'm trying to watch Prison Break. Yeah... that sounds like a lot of fun.
I mean, damn. We don't go into their little cities, do we? I've never walked around San d'Oria stabbing people in the spine.
Then the news about Assault came out. Awesome. Now we get to go to your cities and beat up your stuff. Property values are going to drop like rocks. And those stupid gate guards... now, they've got to man up and defend themselves.
But Assault is only open to the new cities in Aht Urghan or wherever. The company goes and hires a bunch of Mamool Ja and they get to have all the fun.
I have seniority over those guys. I've been here since day one. I was killing Japanese players in the Beta, for Altana's sake. Where's the justice?
I swear, if I can't unlock one of those new jobs, someone is going to die. Die slowly.
Corsair Smithy. Nice ring to it, huh?
But no. The adventurers will get all the new stuff and equipment, and I'll be stuck doing the same old thing. No going Godzilla in a city. No playing Puppetmaster. If I ever meet a developer, I'm going to kick him in the groin.
At least give me a freakin' city, would you?
And not some weird new city in the "far east." I am soooo not commuting.
I hate expansions.