Who brings a scythe to a fight?
A sword I get. An axe. Even a lance. Those are all good. Katanas make sense, too.
But a scythe? Really?
Were you guys out tending a field and just got called into battle?
I'm sure you had time to go home and get a real weapon. I don't see anyone coming in with a damned tractor, so you could have done your part.
I understand what you're going for. Oooooooooooo, I'm the Grim Reaper. Look at my, big scary blade. Ooooooooooooo.
But honestly, you guys must have stopped one day and said "Is this really the most efficient weapon I could have brought?"
And the delay! Dear Altana!
I was fighting a DRK the other day and I had just enough time between swings to watch an entire season of the OC.
Of course, after I did, I wanted to die, but that's another story.
Seriously, guys, you're already the most emo job class out there. There's no point denying it. We all know it.
I mean your AF gear should come with black lipstick and a Jimmy Eat World CD.
Do you really need a giant emo weapon, too?
It gets annoying really.
Here's how every single fight with a DRK goes:
GoblinSmithy>> Know what your face needs? More knife.
DRK>> The darkness envelops my soul.
GoblinSmithy>> Who in the what now?
DRK>> I am a broken angel with mended wings.
GoblinSmithy>> Uhh... oh... kay.
DRK>> My endless torment is without end.
GoblinSmithy>> Well it would be, wouldn't it?
GoblinSmithy>> If it had an end, it wouldn't be endless.
GoblinSmithy>> I mean, now you're annoying AND redundant.
DRK>> My soul sees the light of dawn.
GoblinSmithy>> Wait, wait, wait.
GoblinSmithy>> You said darkness envelops your soul.
GoblinSmithy>> Now, you're contradicting yourself.
DRK>> Tear my life into pieces...
GoblinSmithy>> Oh lord...
DRK>> This is my (( Last Resort ))
GoblinSmithy>> Tell you what...
GoblinSmithy>> I'm just going to kill myself, k?
*OWN FACE STAB*
GoblinSmithy>> Sweet, merciful, emo-less death.
DRK>> I raise the cold steel of my blade.
GoblinSmithy>> I'm DEAD!
GoblinSmithy>> You can shut the hell up now.
I realize that when you signed up for the DRK job, you were actively acknowledging that it was emo. You knew it from the get go.
The name of the job is Dark Knight, for Altana's sake. Your 2 hour is called 'Blood Weapon". This is not news to anyone.
But do we really need to hear about it every thirty seconds? Honestly?
You're all evil and dark and scary. We get it. Now, put down the scythe, get a real weapon...
AND STOP QUOTING SONGS IN YOUR DAMNED MACROS!
Damn, I hate DRKs.
Hate them, hate them, hate them.