I would like to reply to these comments. And for dramatic effect, I will do this in the third person.
Goblin Smithy does not steal women. No. Occasionally (read: frequently), women will leave another man and come to Goblin Smithy.
This is not Goblin Smithy's fault. No. Goblin Smithy simply provides a service to women who are unfulfilled and unsatisfied.
Goblin Smithy is a port in a storm.
Goblin Smithy does feel bad for these other men. Not because their women have left them for Goblin Smithy. This is inevitable. But Goblin Smithy feels bad for them because these men can never hope to be Goblin Smithy.
Perhaps other goblins should man up, take care of their women, and stop blamin Goblin Smithy for their problems. Goblin Smithy is not the problem. Goblin Smithy is the solution.