I Feel So Violated
What is wrong with you people?
Last night, I'm having a nice sensible fight. A group of adventurers has ganged up on me, but that's not unusual. They never fight fair.
But then what happens? The damned Thief sneaks up behind me and weaponskills me...
IN THE ASS!
I mean, we're having a nice normal fight. Eye stab here, face stab there. You know, fun.
And then Pervy McPerverson goes and violates me with a damned knife.
What the hell is wrong with Thieves?
That's when I started to really think about it. I realized that every time I've ever fought a party with a Thief, EVERY DAMNED TIME, I got stabbed in the ass.
They even do it when they solo. I'll just be standing around, minding my own business (not inserting knives into people's rectums), and I will hear a soft rustling behind me. This is then followed by a Thief jamming a blade up in me out of nowhere.
If you want a coin, just damned ask me. I'll pay you not to stab me in the ass. One coin is not worth a Viper Bite to my large intestine.
What is wrong with you?
Perhaps you do not understand social etiquette. In most polite circles, it is not considered acceptable to insert your dagger into someone's colon.
Perhaps you do not understand the history of Thieves. Thieves are backstabbers. Get some damned glasses.
Honestly. You guys need to knock that shit off. It gets old. Fast.
I hate Thieves.