Rather than coming after me for a fair hand-to-knife fight, they have resorted to the use of biological weapons.
I have spent the past three days throwing up.
And considering I don't eat, that's pretty damned strange.
Anyway, assuming I manage to survive this dastardly attack on my immune system, I shall return tomorrow.
If not, I expect all of you to end your own lives in sadness.
What? A real fan would do it.