JUST SHUT UP!
I get it.
But for Altana's sake, they're only chocobos. You can get a chocobo in every town and at any crag.
Noone in the history of Vana'diel has ever said "Wow, it's totally impossible to get a chocobo."
Honestly, it's not exactly a big damned deal that they're giving you chocobos.
So, just SHUT THE HELL UP!
Today, I was on duty in Yhoator Jungle and I was getting bored.
All of the pullers were being extra careful and noone had run near me in quite a while.
Funny, isn't it? Days I want to be left alone, I'm swarmed with morons. Days when I get bored, it's suddenly "Don't bother Smithy" day.
Damned adventurers, making me stab them.
It's not my fault really.
Anyway, I get kind of bored just standing around, so I decide to walk around a bit and hang out near a few prime camp sites.
There was a party just inside the tunnel near the zone.
A few steps closer...
And a few more...
Then their Bard stepped back into my range.
And it was SMITHY TIME!
GoblinSmithy>> DIE, ROCKSTAR!
Paladin>> Do you think it'll be hard to raise them?
WhiteMage>> I don't know.
Paladin>> I want a black one.
Dragoon>> That would be cool.
GoblinSmithy>> Killing your Bard here.
Dragoon>> Do you think they'll have Blue Chocobos?
Paladin>> I think so.
WhiteMage>> I think I read that somewhere.
GoblinSmithy>> Pay attention!
Bard>> I heard you can get red ones, too.
GoblinSmithy>> Oh, don't you start.
GoblinSmithy>> Just freakin' die.
WhiteMage>> I hope you can call them.
Dragoon>> Maybe we'll have a choco-flute or something.
WhiteMage>> That's not a bad idea.
GoblinSmithy>> You know who has a flute?
GoblinSmithy>> YOUR DEAD BARD!
GoblinSmithy>> I JAMMED IT IN HIS TRACHEA!
Paladin>> I hope the rare ones aren't hard to get.
GoblinSmithy>> PAY ATTENTION!
Paladin>> When's the update?
I was really pissed off at this point, so I did something every party member dreads.
I beat that White Mage like he was rented.
GoblinSmithy>> You went down like a prom date!
WhiteMage>> Do you think they'll have special abilities?
GoblinSmithy>> OH COME ON!
I massacred their entire party and the whole time, they stood around talking about big, stupid, yellow birds.
WHILE THEY WERE DYING.
Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you people?
They announced chocobos. Big freakin' deal.
It's not like they're giving Mithra a third boob or something.
Now, that would be news.
Damn, I hate chocobos.