Welcome to the Jungle
Well... the bomb thing is kind of fun, I have to admit.
So why is it everytime I'm trying to relax some fool has to run by me? Now, I have to chase you. That's not easy in a set of armor, let me tell you. I can barely breathe in that mask on the best of days. And that subligar... It chafes something fierce.
And then one of two things happens:
1) the guy runs to a zoneline and disappears
What a let down. I've got my stabbing arm all flexed and ready, and this n00b takes off on me. All that build up with no pay off.
Now I know how my wife feels.
2) 6 guys link on me
Is that really fair? I mean, 6 armed people versus one goblin. I don't call that a fair fight.
6 guys team up and beat the hell out of me, and I'm the bad guy. Where's the justice?
Seriously, find somebody else, would you? Do I come to your house, hit you with a rock, and then beat you to death with a bunch of my friends? Do I?
Well... I don't come to your house.
Also, while we're on the topic: why do people rush TOWARD me when I'm holding a bomb?
I'm not going to get into the physics of explosives or anything, but I'm pretty sure the best thing to do is run away from a bomb. Let's see... bomb go boom, things near bomb die. Things not near bomb, no die.
Yeah, that's a hard strategy to crack there. Morons.
As if you waving at me is going to make me drop an incendiary device. It's a bomb for Altana's sake! Moving three feet closer is not going to make me drop it.
Man, I hate people.